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Now, someone tell a joke.


Susan Boyle Calls a Credit Card Company


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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5210809/Live-shark-dumped-at-Australian-newspaper-office.html


How's this for weirdness, huh?

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http://www.jokes.com/funny/driving/honest-bumper-stickers

Thought these were a tad funny.


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-- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
-- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

-- Keep honking. I'm reloading.                                                                                

Those ones are awesome

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My favorite was "Keep honking. I'm reloading."
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-- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
-- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

-- Keep honking. I'm reloading.                                                                                

Those ones are awesome


I haven't seen a bumper sticker with this, but it's still funny:

PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

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On What About the Other 234,693,000?
 
  SEVEN INDONESIANS
DO NOT HAVE BIRD FLU
 
headline in Medical News Today

I got this off my Stupidest Thnigs Ever SAid calendar

 


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A little bit of personal humour. I visited my mother's again yesterday, as part of the ongoing saga of getting her up to speed on her computer (which has become very important to her, principally so that she can go to Facebook and coo over pictures of her new great-granddaughter, over in Washington State).

She wanted me to set things up so she got e-mails on the computer, instead of having to read them on-line. That was easy, just a litlle configuring of Outlook Express. She also wanted me to find out why her webcam didn't work. That I was worried about, since I've never used one, know nothing of them, and there was no manual. However, on closely examining the offending object I noticed what looked suspiciouly like a button. Well, more felt like one, it was very inconspicuous. I pressed it, a green light came on, and the webcam started working. I was very impressed with my own technological brilliance at discovering... the on/off switch. And relieved that it was nothing harder.
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FBI=Freedom Bashers, Inc. – Anonymous

When only the police have guns, it's called a police state. – Anonymous

The government is not your daddy. The government is not your mommy. – Anonymous

Work harder, millions on welfare on depending upon you. – Anonymous

Criminals obey "gun control" laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office. – Anonymous

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. – Anonymous

The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money. – Alexis de Tocqueville

An inherent weakness of a pure democracy is that half the voters are below average intelligence. – Unknown

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The last clip is priceless! It's from Australia. Please watch it.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8040813.stm


Yes, a Kenyan man has sued activists promoting a sex ban to force Kenya's politicians to stop their squabbling claiming he's been put under a lot of stress. This is REAL.

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LoZ fun.


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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8055329.stm

Funny news! Franco had only one testicle.

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While that in itself may be true, there is no denying that he had a set of balls - brass ones at that.

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Funny news! Franco had only one testicle.


Why do I care?

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