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Darren Lockyer, the Pope, Julia Gillard and a school boy were all on the same plane when the engine failed and started to plummet towards the Earth. They all realized that there was 4 of them and only 3 parachutes. 

Darren Lockyer got up and said "I am a sporting superstar and must live so that I can please my fans and continue my career to beat the Kiwi's and the Poms in the tri-nations series." So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. 

Then Julia Gillard got up and said "I am the smartest Prime Minister Australia has ever had and I need to live to continue to govern the nation." Then she jumped out of the plane. 

Then the Pope said to the school boy, "I am old and have lived my life so you should take the last parachute." 

The school boy replied, "No it's OK, the worlds smartest Prime Minister took my school bag so there's one for each of us!"

'Monarchy can easily be ‘debunked;' but watch the faces, mark the accents of the debunkers. These are the men whose tap-root in Eden has been cut: whom no rumour of the polyphony, the dance, can reach - men to whom pebbles laid in a row are more beautiful than an arch. Yet even if they desire equality, they cannot reach it. Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.' C.S. Lewis God save Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, etc.! Vive le Très haut, très puissant et très excellent Prince, Louis XX, Par la grâce de Dieu, Roi de France et de Navarre, Roi Très-chrétien!

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